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Friday, July 14, 2006

I am done with this crappy blog! Check out my new Blog at my MySuck.

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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

I haven't posted in a long time. I got a new forum that I need you to join.

http://criterionmaster.proboards104.com/index.cgi

Thanks.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

I havent posted on herr in like forever, I have been watching many films. All the reviews can be found at my forum http://andruini.proboards59.com/index.cgi. WE NEED MORE MEMBERS, we have alot of good ones, but we are always looking for more to have some great film discussions!

I will be posting more now but I can't really think of anything, does anyone have any ideas? If so just leave them. Make sure to check out Tims blog he is just finishing up his directors list, I may start mine soon, so look for that. http://boltsfromthecorner.blogspot.com

We also recorded a new episode of our movie talk show. I am trying to upload it now, and will post the link soon!

~ Dan

Saturday, March 04, 2006

My friend started this booty kicking forum I encourage all to register. He made it so we could get away from a bunch of idiots! Its about movies, girls, tv, music, and more!! Have fun and make sure to leave any criticism! http://andruini.proboards59.com/index.cgi

NEW EPISODE IS UP.............................................................

Me and Tim recorded the next installment in our series of movie related talk shows. I hope you enjoy! Leave comments as to what you think! We want any criticism. Expect more soon, I am also going to post a excerpt from the most rough copy of our script of a scene I wrote so look for that.


Download the episode here --> http://bigupload.com/d=5CD3027C

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Hey retards, check these out! http://www.flickr.com/photos/91754008@N00/ Tell me if you like them. I may do more in the future. Well I have nothing else to say.

Monday, February 27, 2006


I haven’t posted on here in a while, because I was watching a bunch of new movies. I watched Adaptation., Comic Book: The Movie, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, A Women Under the Influence, Unfaithfully Yours, and a few others.

I guess today I will do a post about Quentin Tarantino; alright I am going to say that I think he has never made a bad movie. Everyone who hates him can just go kill themselves, Pulp Fiction could be the best movie of the 90's.

He started with a little masterpiece known as Reservoir Dogs, people say this is a copy of City on Fire but even if it is, I know for a fact City on Fire doesn’t have the dialogue or the performances this has. People are just mad that Reservoir Dogs is better. It's a perfect movie that shows QT is a master.

Pulp Fiction is his best movie and is my favorite movie of all time. It’s a masterpiece. One of the all time best scripts, it’s the most quotable movie of all time, and the dialogue is amazingly written. This is the best cast of all time IMO. The editing on the film is great, the way it tells the story out of order and the way it all comes together perfect. The soundtrack is to die for. Got ripped off for best picture!

Jackie Brown is QT worst but it is still amazing with a cast on par with his previous two movies. It has an amazing opening homage to Black Exploitation movies of the 70’s. The ending was the only thing that didn’t sit well with me, but the last time I watched it, it was much better than before.

Kill Bill Vol. 1 is the better of the two Kill Bill films IMO. The dialogue is not too much like in volume 2 and the action is much more fulfilling. This is an amazingly made movie, with one of my favorite endings and probably my favorite soundtrack. Great Anime sequence in the middle! Again the film is told out of order but it is never confusing and helps the movie. My baby shot me down.

Kill Bill Vol. 2 is still great even though the way I talk of it might not sound like it is. Uma Thurman outdoes here performance of the last one in this (she should have been nominated for an academy award, but again the academy rips someone/something off). Michael Madson's character Bud is much more developed in this movie as well as all of the characters. The whole buried alive sequence is great. My only slight problem with this is that the ending almost loses itself in the dialogue. The ending almost doesn’t seem fulfilling for such a great epic (maybe not the best thing to call it).

QT is an amazing director, although he’s a much better writing, and even a decent actor. His scene in Sin City is amazing. And I can't wait for Grindhouse which is a horror movie he’s doing with Robert Rodriquez. And QT has said that his script for Inglorious Bastards is his best and it is said to be in the over 500 pages. And it is suppose to have Adam Sandler and Michael Madson. I can’t wait for this. This movie may be QT's movie that ends all the hate, but probably not!

Well I’m done with this post, I’m contemplating doing a little write up on my top 10 directors like Tim did, but we will see. Peace!

Go to this http://www.hollywoodsaloon.com I just signed up on the forum which is cool, and the show is amazing. Check it out! Now!

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

...I guess I want to talk aboutthe movies me and tim are making...

We have been trying to make a movie for a while now, we have worked on scripts, and we have had tons of ideas! Our main thing we want to do is a zombie trilogy, we have finished about half of the first installments script. We have where we want the movie to go, but it’s still very hard to write. We plan on entering that script into the Eerie Horror Fest 2007, in the student script section. There is also a project I have to do for my schools Intro to Video Production class, we have decided it will be a series of shorts that take place in a restaurant. We may have Andruini help us on this one, somehow.

We want to try to make between 8-12 short films between now and the end of summer for practice. We have a lot of ideas, but getting them written down and finished is hard! I will have more information on our movies later; I will also have Tim write about this because he can probably write it better than me.

One of the next things I will post will probably be talking about Tarantino!!! I leave you with this masterpiece!!!

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