Alright with some great persuasion from my good buddy, Tim, I have decided to post something even though I don’t really feel like it! I couldn’t think of anything to post, so I made Tim think of something via MSN Messenger, he came up with writing about the decline in horror films, of which can clearly be seen by anyone who isn’t completely retard!

Ill start off by saying that I am far from a film snob, and that there will be some exceptions out of the newer horror movies.

The Ring is NOT one of those exceptions, while everyone seems to like this movie I sit here wondering if I’m an idiot for not liking this, maybe it’s a masterpiece and I am missing something. Well obviously I’m not missing anything, this film is shit, not THE shit, it is a complete pile of steamy hot shit! The whole scary kids, moving all fast has been done and is OLD! If I see another movie that has that I will kill Uwe Boll then I will kill everyone actually involved in the movie. Signs, while older, I think is terribly overrated, with a twist ending that is absolutely horrible! I wont give away whatever “twist” that is present in that “movie”. Even after that disappointment I still look forward to Lady in the Water.

Now Ill do an exception: Saw, this movie seems to be loved by the average film-goers who thinks Napoleon Dynamite is a work of art, but that doesn’t mean it actually isn’t good, because I still really enjoy this movie. I think its one of the few good horror movies to come out in recent years. All the flaws aside of course there is still something left for me to enjoy. Saw 2 is barely watchable and is still nothing special.

Watchable: Red Eye, Saw, Cabin Fever, Land of the Dead (highly underrated, Romero movie), 28 Days Later, and I really can’t think of any others which is pretty sad.

Shit: The Ring, Ring 2, Saw 2, White Noise, Darkness, Exorcism of Emily Rose, Exorcist Prequels, Halloween: Resurrection, House of Wax, Amityville Horror, Texas Chainsaw Massacre Remake, The Fog Remake, Wolf Creek, Dawn of the Dead Remake, The Grudge, Boogeyman, Hide and Seek, and that is only about 1/18 of how many there are!